I spent most of this morning in a conference room. It's a nice room, clean and cool with two walls worth of windows overlooking the sunny Dallas skyline. Working from home as much as I do, I actually enjoy the occasional meeting. (It helps that I love the people I work with.) This meeting was particularly pleasant because the agenda gave me plenty of intervals to daydream.
I imagined I was in a meeting about my novel. For the purposes of revision, I had spawned an entire organization of Mini-Mees, and now the department heads for Character and Pacing were negotiating the fate of a back story. The Director of Plot, flanked by the Conflict and Action Managers, worked out some problems with the Language Committee. Meanwhile the Show-Don't-Tell (SDT, not to be confused with STD), and Does-It-Make-Sense (DIMS) Leads were trying to reconcile their cost-benefit spreadsheets. The Director of Dialog was muttering to herself; the Punctuation Counsel frowned.
Now I have unwanted images of many copies of Vern Troyer in "Kate" drag.
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OK, I'll rephrase: I spawned a few dozen Eliza Dushku clones.
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